Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Did U Ever Feel?

That todays entitled society is just laughable?

Please let me continue to spend money on my nails, my cell phone and designer bags and shoes, yet I will come to the ER and expect a pregnancy test, with no real intention of paying my bill. And for good measure I will rant and rave and maybe throw a tantrum when I am not seen fast enough, Maybe tap my foot while standing in the doorway....(The big flashing sign on the road said the wait time was -300 hours, so of course I need to be seen NOW) ;-)

Please let me not take my seizure medicine, while I continue to imbibe on vast amounts of alcohol. Oh, and even though my last seizure was a couple of days ago I will continue to drive my car. And BTW, I am hardly responsible for any of this... ;-)

Please let me commit heinous crimes and have all of my medical bills paid to the point that I will not only swallow anything to get back to the hospital, but I will also insert things into any whole that I can find. Nevertheless, the little time that I am actually in jail, I will manage to become infected with HIV, Hepatitis, and Herpes, and I will develop renal and heart disease and anything else that the government will pay for.
(Really, Do convicts deserve this, Amoxicillin and bandaids, Oh maybe good behavior to be free and contribute to society)But that's not entitled behavior... :-)

Please let me continue to be non-compliant in the many life-limiting illnesses out there, i.e., COPD, CAD, CRF, and all of the various neurological, psychological, cardiac, respiratory, hepatic and renal disorders. And I will just keep on expecting life-saving measures to the point of millions of dollars to keep me well sedated and immobile until time runs out and the four horsemen win....NON-Compliance really was not my fault and I am of course owed the forever healthcare promised....I am sure that it is in the Constitution somewhere... 

Anyway...Again I say...

Why not just sign a DNR and continue non-compliant behavior, enjoy the ride and embrace whatever lifestyle you have chosen?

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